Podcast: Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

  • E028 – Googlin’ It Up!

    Jack and Charles embark on another Watcher run. Despite a total lack of defensive options and a disagreement on the aesthetics of the spire, they challenge act 1 and the Slime Boss. Will they be successful? Has Charles finally lost his mind? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher

  • E027 – You Need to Make Your Deck Worse

    The gang rolls through to act 4 with the Silent and definitely only a single copy of After Image. Will it be enough to defeat the Corrupt Heart? Will it take long enough to constitute an entire “episode”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello  

  • E026 – Shivvin’ Our Pants (feat. Mello)

    Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello

  • E025 – The Vegas Run (feat. Mello)

    Jack, Charles, and Mello continue their tear through the casino that is the spire. Will their luck hold through act 2, or will the house – and the Collector – bring their streak to an end? Tune in to find out!   Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello  

  • E024 – This Feels Like a Riddle (feat. Mello)

    Jack and Charles are joined by Mello for this Silent run through the spire! Will they solve the riddle posed by act 1, or will they embrace randomness to defeat Hexaghost? Tune in to find out! Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello

  • E023 – Queer is Monarch!

    Jack and Charles discover if the powers of diversity and inclusion are enough to surmount the challenges brought forth on Act 4! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

  • E022 – Giant Bonker Cards

    Jack and Charles challenge act 3 with a pile of mismatched cards. Will their deck filled exclusively with Giant Bonker Cards be enough to defeat the Awakened One? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

  • E021 – It’s Pride Month, You’re Experimenting

    Jack and Charles challenge act 2 with the Ironclad and a deck of freshly-transformed cards. Will their new strategy of experimentation be enough to defeat the collector? Will a second Reaper be enough to keep them alive? Will Jack use Combust to waste every Centennial Puzzle trigger? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act:…

  • E020 – It’s All About Being Queer

    Jack and Charles celebrate June by starting an Ironclad run with a pride-inspired relic! Will their unique deck be able to defeat the Slime Boss, or will their lack of synergies and nonconformity do them in? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

  • E019 – yeS, hYbErBeAM ‘eM!

    Jack and Charles – for the first time – attempt to traverse act 4 and slay the Corrupt Heart! Will Charles’ desire to play Hyperbeam be their downfall, or will it be Jack’s insistence on playing Meteor Strike? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect