Podcast: Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

Jack and Charles lead the Defect into act 1 once more. But this time, instead of orbs, they’re hoping that a more blunt instrument will help them defeat the Hexaghost. Will they blast through the Spire, or will their loss of focus be too great to overcome? Tune in to find out! Act: 1 Ascension:…

Led by all-star powerhouses Corruption and Brutality – together at last – this Ironclad deck is ready to take on act 3 and destroy Donu and Deca. Will they ever manage to assemble the proper infinite they paid so dearly for, or will they have to settle for a Ritual Dagger kill? Tune in to…

Jack, Charles, and Grant delve into the second act of the spire with the Ironclad. Will they forever regret not taking Brutality, or will they manage to defeat the Champ? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant

Jack and Charles are joined by their first guest, Grant! Will his presence help the Ironclad defeat Act 1, or will Grant’s insistence that they play on Ascension 10 give Hexaghost the edge? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant

Jack and Charles attempt to guide the Watcher through act 3 and slay Donu and Deca. But there are still a few open questions – will they pick Prostrate? Will they play Prostrate? Prostrate? PROSTRATE?! Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

With the Bronze Automaton waiting at the end of act 2, Jack and Charles set out with a handful of attacks and little else. Will the Watcher’s divine power be enough to defeat their enemies, even without the ability to block? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles enter the first act and challenge the Hexaghost with the final character, the Watcher! With an assist from Neow, they get six free turn-one kills. Wait, how many charges does Neow’s Lament have again? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles team up with their onetime enemy, Strange Spoon, to take on the third act of the spire with the Defect! Will they defeat the Awakened One, or will they get too bogged down by side quests like Genetic Algorithm and Inserter? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 3 Ascension: 1…

Jack and Charles head into act two and build an “icy Defect that’s just blocking everything”, and Jack reveals his secret love affair with Coolheaded! Will the Collector – and her minions – be able to break through their frosty exterior? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Defect

After spending all of their money in the first shop of act one, Jack and Charles manage to bring their defensive Defect deck back into the ranks of the wealthy elite. Will their reclaimed riches, along with an excess of scroll wheel sounds, be enough to defeat the Slime Boss? Tune in to find out!…